rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

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When someone touches/bumps into your ass…

laughingstation:

laugh-addict:

 

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More FUNNY POST here!

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When you try to be silly and cute at the same time:

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

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Reality: 

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kar1231:

speakerforthetrees:


“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”

One of the saddest photos you will see this week. 
Confused koala discovers his home has been cut down (Photos)

kar1231:

speakerforthetrees:

“It is common for koalas to roam back to their home range afterwards and become confused to find nothing there. A worker noticed a koala had been sitting stationary in broad daylight on top of wood piles for over an hour.”

One of the saddest photos you will see this week. 

Confused koala discovers his home has been cut down (Photos)

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lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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Tornados. Sweet.

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

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grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

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bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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